what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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