If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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