Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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