I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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