I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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