i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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