If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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