i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
i think my cat just said my name.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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