what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
