I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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