Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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