i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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