Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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