I'm sorry my penis didn't work
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
