i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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