But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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