all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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