I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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