Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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