i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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