Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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