glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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