come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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