i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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