He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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