I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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