google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
So. Much. Porn.
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