You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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