Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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