all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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