This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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