according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Houston, we have a squirter
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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