I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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