Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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