My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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