she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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