fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
