You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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