I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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