How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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