Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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