She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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