He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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