Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize