ugly people sure do ruin things
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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