she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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