What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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