Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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