It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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