I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
