You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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