that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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