I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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