twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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